Eva and Ann feel like their friendship will never be the same after the “Norelle situation”. The models have a lesson with Japanese stylist Sawa Vaughters who teaches them about Tokyo street fashion. Amanda reads Sawa by saying she has a Mr. Potato hat on. This is the fashion of…

I’m skipping Episode 10 because it was just a recap of the season so far. The models get a Tyra Mail to pack their bags. They’re moving out of the capsule hotel! After last week’s fight over nothing, Ann says she now knows Eva’s true colors. The models drop their…

We start with the models complaining about what they want to change about their bodies. Norelle wants collagen in her upper lip. Nicole wants skinny thighs. Ann wants no shoulders. Ann’s been in the bottom two three times, so it’s not looking great for her in the competition. We hear…

I want to start out by addressing this photo of Tyra in the intro. Like, what is going on?

Cassie’s missing her family and boyfriend. Based off the phone conversations they’ve had and the fact that they live in Oklahoma, I imagined Cassie’s boyfriend CJ to look like the 23-year-old gay(?) husband of Joe Exotic who tragically died. This is what he really looks like.

Kelle is still getting terrible photos and still crying about it. Cassie’s fine both with being a loner and talking about her disordered eating. But she doesn’t think she has an eating disorder. Tyra brings in plus size model Kate Dillon to speak about size limitations in the modeling…

After last week’s panel, the models are processing what went down. Jennipher’s butt gimmick was not received well. Ann is now doing lunges in her tube top dress, panties and a pair of Crocs. No one gives a shit about this Tyra Mail. Yaya drags her feet over to it.

I’m cranking these bad boys out lately. That’s thanks in large part to a new job that isn’t toxic/lets me work from home a majority of the time, The Artist’s Way and being sick. The models are sent to the YWCA where they find J. Alexander, runway diva coach extraordinaire.

We open this week on Cassie. She’s billed as a “student and exotic dancer from Oklahoma”. Fun fact: I went to college in Cassie’s hometown. She says “I’m very obsessed with my weight and I’m obsessed about what I eat.” I doubt Cassie would be on a current season of…