Cycle 1, Episode 3: “The Girl Who Gets Rushed to the Emergency Room”

We’ve made it to the third episode and thank Oprah, it’s makeover week.

America’s Next Top Model has forever messed up my view of haircuts because I always want a makeover. For years, I would go to the barber or salon prepared with rough ideas of what I wanted but secretly hoping the stylist would do something drastic to elevate my model potential.

Realistically, this has only happened once. When I was in high school, my former babysitter gave me her credit card and told her salon to give…