Cycle 6 Finale: “The Girl Who Walked Through the Ancient City”

We have our final three:

Danielle — the southern belle with a gap in her teeth and multiple physical ailments throughout the competition

Joanie — a preacher’s daughter who’s done some amateur nights at a strip club

Jade — the “biracial butterfly” and self-described “undiscovered superstar”

Jade plays this trick on Danielle and Joanie where she pretends to cry and acts like there’s a huge surprise for them.

It’s a ruse. Jade thinks it’s funny and so do I.

Joanie doesn’t love it.

Mr. Jay comes by the models’ hotel to give them their scripts for the next day’s CoverGirl commercial. Their product is the Lash Exact mascara, which has since been discontinued.

I relate to Jade so hard.